Dave Barry Quotes

“We will then hear from the founder of the Mayo Clinic . . . Dr. Ted Clinic.”

“The Mayo Clinic is one of the largest and most experienced medical centers treating esophageal cancer in the world.”

“I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.”

“Every year thousands of Americans mistakenly refer to Cinco de Mayo as Mexico's Independence Day.”

“Cinco de Mayo is an important day. The Mexicans had to defend themselves from the French. It is historically significant, but it is not Mexican Independence Day.”

“Worry affects the circulation the heart the glands the whole nervous system and profoundly affects the health. You have never known a man who died from overwork but many who died from doubt.”

“I Love the Smell of Success in the Shadows of Failure”

“I Love the Smell of Success in the Shadows of Failure.~Ayyaz Ameer Meo”

“There's a lot of arrogance in the medical community. There are good, reliable websites you can go to for information - the Mayo Clinic, the Cleveland Clinic, Johns Hopkins.”

“Sara, we have to go," she whispers, even though my dad isn't there to hear her. She's not crying. She's calm. Matter-of-fact. As if she's asking me whether I want mayo or mustard on my sandwich. Except in secret.”