Don Adams Quotes

“I like getting married, but I don't like being married.”

“The shrewd marry for money, the scheming marry for status, the calculating marry for power, but the wise marry for love.”

“I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.”

“I do not care about power and wealth, father. I want to marry for love.”“You want to marry for love?” The elder Valentino scoffed. “Que mierda. Marrying for love is like adding extra picante to your meal. It may seem like a good idea at the time, but your stomach will curse you for it with ulcers in the end.”

“There would be more happily married couples in the world if people spent more time planning for a married life than for a wedding?”

“You do not marry a woman, but you marry your imagination of her.”

“This is a day of celebration!Today, we are divorcing the pastand marrying the present.Dance,and you will find Godin every room.Today, we are divorcing resentmentand marrying forgiveness.Sing,and God will find you in every tune.Today, we are divorcing indifferenceand marrying love.Drink, and play that tambourine against your thighs.We have so much celebrating to do!”

“If we be doomed to marry, we marry; if we be doomed to remain single we do.”

“The man who marries a woman for her beauty will be deceived”

“I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry, like, one girl, 'cause we're resistant the whole way until we meet one girl and we think I'd be an idiot if I didn't marry this girl she's so great. But it seems like girls get to a place where they just kinda pick the best option... 'Oh he's got a good job.' I mean they spend their whole life looking for Prince Charming and then they marry the guy who's got a good job and is gonna stick around.”