Dane Cook Quotes

“My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.”

“I love all my fam. I have quite possibly the best dad, mom, and sister in the world.”

“California has legislatively barred alimony payments to a dependent spouse who has attempted to murder the supporting spouse. Cal. Fam. Code § 4324.”

“Crossover' is a word scientists use to describe dolphins' soaring over seas, their traveling so free and fast, so high-spirited and almost effervescent that their sleek bodies barely skim the waves. The suggestion of splashes from tail and pectoral leaves a luminous wake across the water. For these crossover miles, the dolphins, like their human terrestrial mammal kin, belong more to the element of air than the sea....Held in [the dolphins'] fluid embrace, I pulled my arms close against my sides and our communal speed increased... Racing around the lagoon, I opened my eyes again to see nothing but an emerald underwater blur. And then I remembered what I had either forgotten long ago or never quite fully realized. This feeling of being carried along by other animals was fam”

“Acceptance is the most beautiful word in any language; this beautiful concept can only exist when you allow other people to be who they are and do not imprison them with your definition of what is right, proper, correct, or other limiting criteria. Decreasing the black and white in your thinking allows for an expansive area of gray, allowing you to live your life and others to live there life. Acceptance sets us all free! This simple change of thought creates a wonderful space for happiness to thrive.”

“Boundaries represent awareness, knowing what the limits are and then respecting those limits.”

“What is important may or may not be important but what is thought to be important is indeed important.”

“Give importance to those peoplewho give importance to you.”

“We are not as important to most people as we are to ourselves. As a matter of fact, we are—to most people—not important at all.”

“It is not important who you are”