Groucho Marx Quotes

“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.”

“Marriage to the groom does not means that his heart belongs to the bride.”

“The groom always smiles proudly because he's convinced he's accomplished something quite wonderful. The bride smiles because she's been able to convince him of it.”

“She was never without dark glasses, she was always well groomed, there was a consequential good taste in the plainness of her clothes, the blues and grays and lack of luster that made her, herself, shine so.”

“Blindness is a choice born of fear, nursed by complacency and groomed by comfort. And what I often don’t see in my blindness is that 'choice' evidences the existence of other options.”

“If I am brave enough to stand against those who have been groomed by fear, I will recognize that where I get knocked down is all about where life begins, and has nothing to do with where it ends.”

“The rule for J.O.Y is Jesus, Others and You. You can’t have a perfect joy if all you think about is about how to groom your life!”

“... it is easier to tell someone closer to you before you tell your partner.”

“I know that you always take around because you talk so much, but I like to always know what's happening in your world.”

“Instead I’ve built a house made of lies that have come crashing down around me.”