2000 Quotes

“you don't need to go that far in the future, you just have to go 2000 years ago,”

“you don't need to go that far in the future, you just have to go 2000 years ago,”

“Christians believe their God gave us all free will - strange that for over 2000 years, they have tried to take that choice away.”

“Perhaps the most impressive illustration of all is to suppose that you could label the molecules in a tumbler of water. ... threw it anywhere you please on the earth, and went away from the earth for a few million years while all the water on the earth, the oceans, rivers, lakes and clouds had had time to mix up perfectly. Now supposing that perfect mixing had taken place, you come back to earth and draw a similar tumbler of water from the nearest tap, how many of those marked molecules would you expect to find in it? Well, the answer is 2000. There are 2000 times more molecules in a tumbler of water than there are tumblers of water in the whole earth.”

“I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something. ”

“I'm convinced that before the year 2000 is over, the first child will have been born on the moon.”

“Actually, the year 2000 is our 25th anniversary of doing Captain & Tennille. I can't believe it. It's like, how is this possible?”

“The art of letters will come to an end before A.D. 2000. I shall survive as a curiosity.”

“I would rather be governed by the first 2000 people in the Manhattan phone book than the entire faculty of Harvard.”

“Awesome, Monk have a brother from the film Monk 2000, however... what makes you think that film and reality are different?”

“Before 2000, we were unable to design a single car; all the cars were designed in Japan, Europe or somewhere else. We were just converting.”