2015 Quotes

“I arrived in the USA in 2001 and by 2015 I knew through experience that I was living in a country of corporate incompetence and blatant frauds.”

“Will 2015 ever be noted as the year Ebola was decisively downgraded from a lurid horror meme to just one of many commonly treatable diseases?”

“Wintry it ain't- no complaints! Snowier: Storefronts are showier, light displays glowier. Shoppers are prowling, blizzard howling! Drifts a-heaping, lords a-leaping, Yule logs burning, gifts returning. Winds are keen for 2015!”

“New Labour leader Ed Miliband announces plan to 'make this party slightly less unelectable by 2015'. He added: 'I am Ed, the Almighty One.'Defeated brother David Miliband overheard muttering: 'Now I know how Wayne Christ felt after little Jesus came along.”

“In 2015 tattoos are more permanent than marriages”

“Happiness has more to do with giving than taking. Kamon 2015”

“It's not real until it's secured" -Greg Turnquist, Devnexus 2015”

“The difference between where you are and where you ought to be may be hinged on information- Ifeoma Samuel 2015”

“That's scary, all the time to be afraid Wreck 2015 (Film, you should check it out).”