911 Quotes

“It is my expectation that if I call 911 for the police that I will be blatantly harassed.”

“It was 911 calling me. If you can believe it. Them calling me.”

“When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.”

“This is 911 dispatch, and the nature of your emergency… fire, ambulance, police or… physics?”

“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. ”

“You know you're having a bad week when you call 911, the paramedics come to your house, and one of them notices you've rearranged your furniture.”

“There is other disturbing facts surround the hideous 911 attacks, which my family and I could see from the third floor bathroom window of our homes!”

“The world is on fire! Why am I sitting in front of my computer? It is because I don’t have a fire extinguisher for the world, and there isn’t a global 911 to call.”

“At the pinnacle of great design are products so gorgeous and lust-worthy that you want to lick them: a Porsche 911, Samsung's Luxia TV, an Eames lounge chair or anything by Loro Piana.”

“I have no regrets about not having children. I still wait for the pang of guilt, but I have none. I tune into the television show 'Nanny 911' occasionally which reminds me how much patience and love it take to be a good parent.”