Actress Quotes

“I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.”

“I was trained as an actress. But I wasn't a very convincing actress, so I started doing punk poetry and then fell into doing stand-up.”

“My nana was an actress, my mom was an actress, and my sister, too. So because I was surrounded by it, it really came naturally.”

“I am not an actress. I am a mistress of disguise. Acting happens to be one of the perks”

“In government, one actress is enough.”

“And I'm not an actress. I don't think I am an actress. I think I've created a brand and a business.”

“If you are an actress in L.A., on your 40th birthday they should just hand you the keys to the lunatic asylum.”

“When I started out, I didn't have any desire to be an actress or to learn how to act. I just wanted to be famous.”

“But I've never felt that being an actress is being in a comfortable place. It's seen from the outside that we're being driven in big cars and having these gorgeous suites and all of that. But come on, it's not about that.”

“I was embarrassed that I even wanted to become an actress because coming from L.A., with two older sisters in the business and a mom who had been a ballet dancer, it was such a cliche.”

“Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.”