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“I forget your name," I said."Most people spew shit from their arse," he retorted, "you manage it with your mouth.""Your mother gave birth through her arse," I said, "and you still reek of her shit.”
Bernard Cornwell
“That's the best thing I can think of. Having a good hold on your arse always makes me feel steady.”
Diana Gabaldon, An Echo in the Bone“He leaned in for a sniff. 'Smells like a horse's arse! I've got Ian!' -'No sniffing allowed! We never discussed sniffing! I cry foul!' Ian was outraged. 'I'm not giving you a shilling!' -'Give him a shilling! It's not his fault you smell like a horse's arse!”
Julie Anne Long, What I Did For a Duke“I don't see what my arse has to do with enchantings!”
Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra“I kicked your arse and handed it to you like a hat.”
Suzanne M. Sabol, Sliver of Silver“To imagine that I was pleased would have been an understatement, if I was a dog, my tail would be wagging my arse off.”
Gary Edward Gedall, Sun and Rain“A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart.”
Frater U.:D.:, Where Do Demons Live?: Everything You Want to Know about Magic“The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse.”
Benjamin Franklin“Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse.”
Hal Duncan, Scruffians! Stories of Better Sodomites“You’ll be civilized or we’ll leave your arse here.” Johan... "Vital Perception”
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