Artemis fowl Quotes

“She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees.-Artemis Fowl”

“What's this?" he inquired, none too pleasantly. "A circus?""No, Julius. It's the end of the circus.""I see. And these are the clowns?"Foaly's head poked through the doorway."Pardon me for interrupting your extended circus metaphor, but what the hell is that?”

“... desperate times required judicious risk-taking.”

“It was no time for mercy, it was time to terminate with extreme prejudice.”

“Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.”

“Ambition had a price, and that price was friendship.”

“The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting.”

“No one's ever really ready for a troll.”

“... even one centimetre can make an awful lot of difference when you don't have many to spare.”