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“At the door to the locker room Dime asks [Ennis] to autograph his ball. Ennis rears back. He's chuckling but his eyes are wary. 'Why you want that? I'm just an old equipment hand, nobody cares about my autograph.''As far as I'm concerned you run the team,' Dime answers, so Ennis laughs and takes the Sharpie and signs his name to Dime's ball, and this will be the only autograph that Dime collects today.”
Ben Fountain
“At the door to the locker room Dime asks [Ennis] to autograph his ball. Ennis rears back. He's chuckling but his eyes are wary. 'Why you want that? I'm just an old equipment hand, nobody cares about my autograph.''As far as I'm concerned you run the team,' Dime answers, so Ennis laughs and takes the Sharpie and signs his name to Dime's ball, and this will be the only autograph that Dime collects today.”
Ben Fountain, Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk“I'm such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I've been up against, you'd want my autograph. I'm a real life superhero.”
Crystal Woods, Write like no one is reading“Afternoon experience: autographing exposed legs, outstretched in lines like matchsticks. Afternoon epiphany: Those with smooth, hairless legs would soon lose all evidence of my contact when the sweat causes the ink from the marker to run. I am ephemeral. Skepticism would be the reaction to those with thick leg hair, as their curls frazzle the lines of my name outward illegibly. Among the scaly-legged, I flaked off immediately, like I never was at all.”
Benson Bruno, A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth, and Every Set of Dentures Can Attest to the Fact That No..“I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.”
Natalya Vorobyova“Autograph your life with a signature of excellence.”
Mark LaMoure“Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph!”
Maureen Johnson, The Name of the Star“My mom is still yelling at me because she needs more autographed pictures.”
Ashton Kutcher“You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.”
Kinky Friedman“If anyone asks for your autograph they're showing you respect and give it back to them.”
John Lydon“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.”
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