Bachelors Quotes

“And the others too were beginning to remark in Swann that abnormal, excessive, shameful and deserved senescence of bachelors, of all those for whom it seems that the great day which knows no morrow must be longer than for other men, since for them it is a void of promise, and from its dawn the moments steadily accumulate without any subsequent partition among offspring.”

“The world makes, and hates, bachelors.”

“For some years he had felt weighing on him the burden of loneliness which sometimes overwhelms old bachelors. He had been strong, active and cheerful, spending his days in sport, and his evenings in amusement. Now he was growing dull, and no longer took interest in anything. Exercise tired him, suppers and even dinners made him ill, while women bored him as much as they had once amused him.”

“Ever since the infamous quiz show scandals of the 1950s, the feds had insisted that TV game shows be honest - or that at least they didn't cheat. So as a 'Dating Game' bachelor, I didn't know what I was going to be asked. The other bachelors and I were required to concoct our answers in real time.”

“All reformers are bachelors.”

“Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.”

“Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too. ”

“Bachelors know more about women than married men if they didn't they'd be married too.”

“The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.”

“Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.”