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“There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:1. Can I please go to the bathroom?2. Where is the bathroom?3. Is it okay if I raise my hand and ask a question?4. I don't understand anything you've said in the last thirty minutes. Could you explain it again? Also the last six weeks.”
Jim Benton“For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana“One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls!”
Reif Larsen, The Selected Works of T.S. Spivet“I have piles of poetry books in the bathroom, on the stairs, everywhere. The only way to write poetry is to read it.”
Carol Ann Duffy“She was feeling something: a tiny pinpoint of feeling. She shifted slightly on the bathroom tiles. No. Surely not. From a book?”
Lianne Moriarty, Big Little Lies“...his lazy eye drifting around the room like a child looking for the bathroom.”
Chuck Klosterman, Downtown Owl“She sighed. “What I wouldn’t give for a civilized bathroom.” Howie remained silent out of habit and also because he didn’t know what a civilized bathroom was.”
Debra Holland, Mail-Order Brides of the West: Bertha: A Montana Sky Novella“I could take a shower every day in my own bathroom. I almost didn’t know what to do with such luxury. Other than, you know, not stink.”
Brandon Sanderson, Firefight“Yes, a war is inevitable. Firstly, there's you fellows who can't be trusted. And then there's the multitude who mean to have bathrooms and white enamel. Millions of them; all over the world. Not merely here. And there aren't enough bathrooms and white enamel in the world to go round.”
Ford Madox Ford, Parade's End