Bathtub Quotes

“To me bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one.”

“To me bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one.”

“Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?”

“Another explanation for the failure of logic and observation alone to advance medicine is that unlike, say, physics, which uses a form of logic - mathematics - as its natural language, biology does not lend itself to logic. Leo Szilard, a prominent physicist, made this point when he complained that after switching from physics to biology he never had a peaceful bath again. As a physicist he would soak in the warmth of a bathtub and contemplate a problem, turn it in his mind, reason his way through it. But once he became a biologist, he constantly had to climb out of the bathtub to look up a fact.”

“Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub.”

“We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway.”

“For some it is harder towrite a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic.”

“You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?""We have a very big bathtub.”

“Where does love reveal itself? In beds, sofas, bathtubs – each section of a department store has its advantages.”

“The police, finding a corpse with twenty-eight stab wounds in a bathtub, suspected foul play.”

“Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.”