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What is research but a blind date with knowledge?

Will Harvey
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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Wendy Liebman
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I always splash on the cologne before a blind date because dogs can smell fear

Josh Stern
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She ordered white wine, and I ordered Schweppes tonic water without the booze. The drinks came, and I took a hit.The first thing she said was, “I don’t know how you can drink that stuff straight?”“You mean without the liquor to kill the taste?”“Yeah, it’s so bitter.”“That’s what I like about it. It’s bitter like me. We match.”“You mean you’re a grumpy old man?”“Right. Can’t help it. That’s what happens when you get old.”“Well, I’m an optimist.”“I’m an optimist too, just a grumpy optimist.

Robert Hobkirk, Blind Date: Ten Short Stories
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What is research but a blind date with knowledge?

Will Henry
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I had a blind date with a dentist — and he told me to come back in six months.

Joan Rivers, Enter Talking
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I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date.

Stephanie McAfee, Down and Out in Bugtussle: The Mad Fat Road to Happiness
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Your mother sets you up blind dates? With guys like that?" The corners of his mouth twitched. "She doesn't like you very much, does she?

Kelley Armstrong, Dates from Hell
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I'm nothing but envious that you've been happily married for two years. Try hauling your cookies on a new blind date every Friday, only to have your, already extremely low, expectations dashed as you meet men who look like Quasimodo and have Homer Simpson's IQ. 

Jane Green, Dune Road
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