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“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out to be another day, but we can't be sure. If it happens, I'll be the first to say so. But, you know what? By that time, it'll be today again”
George Carlin
“Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings“And although I broke a lot of laws as a teenager, I straightened out immediately upon turning eighteen, when I realized the state had a legal right to execute me.”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings“I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings“I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings“My mother would say, 'Why are you always playing alone?' And I would say, 'I'm not playin', Ma. I'm fuckin' serious!”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings“I went through the usual stages: imp, rascal, scalawag, whippersnapper. And, of course, after that it's just a small step to full-blown sociopath.”
George Carlin, Brain Droppings“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”
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