Broccoli Quotes

“You've never had wok-seared spicy broccoli until you've had takeout trans-temporal wok-seared spicy broccoli delivered by a copy of yourself.”

“Mama!' Rosie tugged on my shirt. 'This broccoli is tasty and wonderful'.”

“Without pain, how could we know joy?' This is an old argument in the field of thinking about suffering and its stupidity and lack of sophistication could be plumbed for centuries but suffice it to say that the existence of broccoli does not, in any way, affect the taste of chocolate.”

“Light and dark ain't supposed to mix. They're like broccoli and chocolate - just nasty when you put them together - but that appears to be what's happening with you”

“Choosing one thing over another doesn't necessarily mean we love the thing we choose. If given the choice to eat spinach or broccoli, you may choose broccoli. It may only mean you don't want to eat spinach. Heaven is not for people who just want to skip Hell. Heaven is reserved for those who love Jesus, who have been rescued by Him and who long to praise Him. If someone doesn't have much use for praising Him now, it's foolish to think they're ready for Heaven.”

“The existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate".”

“The existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate.”

“Mother: It's broccoli dear. Child: I say it's spinach and I say the hell with it.”

“Pizza tastes better than broccoli and opinion tastes better than news.”