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“I remember a time when a cabbage could sell itself by being a cabbage. Nowadays it’s no good being a cabbage – unless you have an agent and pay him a commission. Nothing is free anymore to sell itself or give itself away. These days, Countess, every cabbage has its pimp.”
Jean Giraudoux“An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup.”
H.L. Mencken, A Book of Burlesques“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
Mark Twain“I did my famous cabbage soup diet, so I was able to do it.”
Ellen Burstyn“Candy can coax kids. Cooked cabbage can't.”
Ted Agon, The Human Key Condensed“Curiosity is what separates us from the cabbages. It's accelerative. The more we know, the more we want to know.”
David McCullough“People believe a little too easily that the function of the sun is to help the cabbages along.”
Gustave Flaubert“The question of commonsense is always "what is it good for?" - a question which would abolish the rose and be answered triumphantly by the cabbage.”
James Russell Lowell“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
Samuel L. Clemens“Get off me you dirty turnip!" "Dirty turnip? well, pardon me Signor Cabbage-Head!”
Elle Newmark, The Book of Unholy Mischief