Caffeine Quotes

“Anger - a better alternative to caffeine.”

“Couldn't start the morning without caffeine.”

“It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days”

“What has to do with your ability to fall asleep is not caffeine. It’s having a clean conscience. I have a clean conscience so I can drink all the caffeine I want.”

“You can survive up to three weeks without food. You can only survive for three days without water. No one knows how many days you can survive without caffeine.”

“By now, it is probably very late at night, and you have stayed up to read this book when you should have gone to sleep. If this is the case, then I commend you for falling into my trap. It is a writer's greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of his books. It goes back to authors being terrible people who delight in the suffering of others. Plus, we get a kickback from the caffeine industry...”

“I just don’t understand why anyone would want to get their caffeine in a less-efficient form.”

“The joke was that President Bush only declared war when Starbucks was hit. You can mess with the U.N. all you want, but when you start interfering with the right to get caffeinated, someone has to pay.”

“...curiosity had the same impact on him as caffeine... (Commissario Soneri)”