Cat videos Quotes

“The fear of death is why we build cathedrals, have children, declare war, and watch cat videos online at three a.m.”

“Happiness is Grandad saving links to cat videos in a Word document so he can share them when she visits.”

“And yet, for the fully modern being, not being able to tweet or otherwise " share" - feelings, opinions, thoughts, jokes, links to cat videos or pictures of dinner - for even an hour is akin to eternal exile in the desert, and hence in part the rising tide of juror-caused mistrials across the planet.”