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How does he get that caveman shit to work for him? I would get my balls ripped off and stuffed in my mouth if I pulled what he does.

Erin McCarthy
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Caveman used to be a hunter-gatherer...Modern man hunts for jobs(if he wants to be an employee) and for heads (if he is an employer), and later gathers paper in the form of currency notes, contracts, policies or shares.

Ankala V Subbarao
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We're not hunter-gatherers anymore. We're all living like patients in the intensive care unit of a hospital. What keeps us alive isn't bravery, or athleticism, or any of those other skills that were valuable in a caveman society. It's our ability to master complex technological skills. It is our ability to be nerds. We need to breed nerds.

Neal Stephenson, Seveneves
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I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties.

Rob Lowe
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If we don't embrace them, then we are as undeserving of life as the caveman who freezes to death because he's afraid to start a fire.

Dan Brown, Inferno
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Islamophobia defines whether a person is really a thinking and sentient sapiens or an ignorant caveman.

Abhijit Naskar, The Islamophobic Civilization: Voyage of Acceptance
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If you're feeling frumpy or grumpy, try to eat Paleo. It's a way of eating that is sometimes referred to as the 'Caveman Diet.'

Chelan Simmons
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Fear may very well be a caveman fear of the predator, of the giant lizard chasing them - maybe that's what Steven Spielberg connects with so well in Lost World.

Oliver Stone
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My inner caveman demands she knows I'm a good provider. I'll get her the best booth, order any food she wants, kill potential predators, and buy her the best cave on the block".

Bijou Hunter, Bourbon Blues
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I had no money to start,For Jack decreed in his pride:The Caveman's wife didn't work - It was his job to provide.A brief reminder right here:Let men believe they are shrewd,But even women of oldEmbroidered mittens for food.

Joyce Rachelle, Sewing Figs
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