Celebutard Quotes

“Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?”

“Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?”

“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”

“You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one.”

“What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?”