Cellulite Quotes
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“My life is measured into two distinct phases . . . BC is before cellulite and AC is for after cellulite. Sad but so true!”
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“Cottage cheese, broken down into its simplest form, is milk that has been curdled to mimic the cellulite its consumption is meant to banish.”
Elsie Love“Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.”
Jenny Lawson, Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things“Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.”
Rita Rudner“Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.”
Rita Rudner“Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.”
Rita Rudner“Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.”
Rita Rudner“Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.”
Rita Rudner“Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.”
Rita Rudner“Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.”
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