Certified Quotes

“I am not angry at Microsoft, as they did give me Windows 10 for free! I do feel a little misled about its reliability on older computers never certified for its installation by the manufacturer though.”

“Not only may you not enter the state without certification: you are, in the eyes of the state, not dead until you are certified dead; and you can be certified dead only by an officer who himself (herself) holds state certification. The state pursues the certification of death with extraordinary thoroughness—witness the dispatch of a host of forensic scientists and bureaucrats to scrutinize and photograph and prod and poke the mountain of human corpses left behind by the great tsunami of December 2004 in order to establish their individual identities. No expense is spared to ensure that the census of subjects shall be complete and accurate.Whether the citizen lives or dies is not a concern of the state. What matters to the state and its records is whether the citizen is alive or dead.”

“My psychiatrist said I had charisma so at least I'm certified”

“Voting is proof that gullibility has been certified as a public virtue.”

“For a while after college, I was thinking of becoming a fitness trainer, and I am a certified aqua trainer.”

“Anger is a certified destroyer, from its birth till now, it is yet to build a lasting legacy”

“I stamped, certified, and lipsticked my life in a package sent through Priority Mail directly to the devil herself...and there's no turning back.”

“They certified that I was sane; but I know that I am mad." This confession gives us the key to what is most important and significant in Tolstoy's hidden life.”

“Of course everybody's thinking evolves over time. Only dead people cease learning, and I am not certified dead yet. So I am still learning.”