Cheque Quotes

“If you wrote something for which someone sent you a cheque, if you cashed the cheque and it didn't bounce, and if you then paid the light bill with the money, I consider you talented.”

“All remember about my mother," Nibs told them, "is that she often said to my father, 'Oh, how I wish I had a cheque-book of my own!' I don't know what a cheque-book is, but I should just love to give my mother one.”

“A Person spends a whole day, five days a week or more, working hard to make money, but few ever think beyond this fact. They live from pay cheque to pay cheque, drifting through life, and only realize too late that what they have been doing was not wise at all. As individuals it is now time we take charge of our money and plan for it, otherwise it will plan for you.”

“I left the bankbecause they wouldn’t deposit my cheque of poems.So I went to the store,but they didn’t acceptmy currency of words.So I boxed all my storiesand took them to charity.But they refused my donation and asked me to give blood instead.I opened the notebooks and made them look, 'What do you think I wrote these in?”

“when your life is out of balance your cheque bounces”

“A blank cheque kills creativity.”

“The two most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed".”

“The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.”

“Any general statement is like a cheque drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.”

“When you are facing the wilderness on your own, you have a totally different attitude to someone who works in government or who has a monthly cheque.”