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“If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.”
Tommy Chong“My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material.”
Tommy Chong“Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'”
Tommy Chong“We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out.”
Tommy Chong“Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL"I can't do that Dave.""Dave's not here, man""That does not compute. Dave""No man, Dave isn't here!!"..."I'm sorry Dave but that is incorrect""No man, Dave's not here!!""Daisy, daisy,.... I'm self terminating now Dave....""No man, dave's not.....Is he gone?”
Neil Leckman“When two or three are gathered in unison, when all awareness is in total harmony, something magical will happen.”
Daniel Chong, Secrets of the White Lake