Cigars Quotes

“Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin"Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom”

“Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a coincidence is just a coincidence.”

“We smoked fat cigars by the campfire and they tasted like wood and ash. The inhale and exhale was exciting. Blowing smoke rings in the calm forest air was followed by a deep swallow of cheap beer, and this too was exciting. There was no judgment in the wild, and so indulgences were plentiful. There were no regulators here and we were free to indulge in the deep intoxications that made our minds free.”

“I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.”

“You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job.”

“Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars.”

“jerk.smokes cigars.will die of lung cancer,hopefully soon.excellent physical shape.”

“There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What the country really needs is a good five-cent nickle.”

“When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.”