Cocktails Quotes

“Life is a crazy mixture of intoxicating cocktails.”

“Life is a crazy mixture of intoxicating cocktails.”

“Libations are for the gods. Cocktails are for mere mortals.”

“The really important things are said over cocktails and are never done.”

“It was possible that I'd thrown one too many Molotov cocktails over God's fence.”

“Why do they always prescribe thyroid medicine to go with the mental illness cocktails they whip up?”

“If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone.”

“The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers cocktails, and even drinks alone.”

“One of the few things my father says when he's had a few that I agree with is that kids don't have much balls in this generation. Some of them are trying to start the revolution by bombing U.S. government washrooms, but none of them are throwing Molotov cocktails at the Pentagon.”

“I just love the weather. I live on Miami Beach, which is all boutique hotels and cocktails. I do sometimes go along to smart parties in my white suit, but I wouldn't really recognise any famous people if they were there because I'm not very good at star-spotting.”

“After one and a half cocktails, finding the appropriate response is a bit of a challenge. I finally say, 'Thank you for inviting me,' and leave the less desirable 'Want to play strip poker?' in the unscrupulous part of my brain where it belongs.”