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I have a sack of hate mail that I want to respond to. One day, when I’m tired or tipsy, I will respond and tell them what I think.

Chris Colfer
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But one of the big lessons I have learned from my journey is you can’t please everyone, so don’t try.

Chris Colfer
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Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the fat lady sings. Well, she's singing, but it doesn't appear to be over

Eoin Colfer
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Giving evidence against one's employers was the first step to unemployment.

Eoin Colfer, The Opal Deception
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Sometimes Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker was thrown out of a high window and that was the end of him. These days, if you threw someone out of a window, they'd phone their lawyer on the way down.

Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
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No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's menu itself tastes better than the meals on it. I would like to order à la carte. Or don't you serve fish to minors?

Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
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The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.

Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox
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Some people just needed to be stolen from.

Eoin Colfer, The Opal Deception
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They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enlightened.

Eoin Colfer, The Time Paradox
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Certain battles were won by retreating.

Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
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