College degree Quotes

“The only trouble here is they won't let us study enough. They are so afraid we shall break down and you know the reputation of the College is at stake, for the question is, can girls get a college degree without ruining their health?”

“Sometimes the gap between what you are and what you want to be is a little piece of paper called your college degree. So jump.”

“You have a college degree? You can barely talk.”

“Our promise to our children should be this: if you do well in school, we will pay for you to obtain a college degree.”

“It is virtually impossible to compete in today's global economy without a college degree.”

“Hey, Pedro, could you get your shopping cart out of my faculty parking space? Yes, I know you live on the street. But you know how hard it is to find a parking spot on the Upper West Side. After all, you used to be one of my best students! So how's that Columbia degree working out for you? Not so good, huh? Sorry about that. Really! But you know, a college degree isn't like some cheap used car. There's no warantee. Right, there's no Lemon Law either. Buyer beware! Look, Pedro, I don't want to call security again. Yes, I know they're your cousins. What's that? You'll wash my car for a dollar? Well, I guess that's a good deal. Where's your sponge bucket? What's that? You've got a hose? What do you mean, it's tucked in your pants? Hey Pedro -- no, no, no don't -- aw, Pedro!”

“It's not your blue blood, your pedigree, or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts.”

“I have an architecture degree; that's what my college degree is in. And that sucked. I started doing Web and CD-ROM development really early on, and then that grew into being an art director and doing advertising work.”

“Having a college degree does not make you educated. Always learning new things is what makes you educated.”