Conceited Quotes

“If a man thinks he is not conceited, he is very conceited indeed.”

“If a man thinks he is not conceited, he is very conceited indeed.”

“i was told i was conceited today.... but being conceited would imply that i see my self as being absolutely perfect.... but come on lets be real ........ EVERYONE KNOWS IM PERFECT.”

“In contrast to your usual minions, I imagine, I’m a bit more awed by your conceit and arrogance than I am by your supposed magnificence.”

“An ordinary man gets arrogant with beauty, conceited with knowledge and ruthless with power.”

“If I’m conceited enough to believe I’m invincible, then maybe it will take me doing the very thing I swore I would never do to understand that I’m not as wonderful as I thought I was.”

“But the conceited man did not hear him. Conceited people never hear anything but praise.”

“Just because you're beautiful and perfect, it's made you conceited.”

“Conceited people never hear anything but praise.”

“You stupid, conceited fool! You know nothing! You're like a child, blind to everything but its own empty stomach! Well, grow up, Carl, and join the real world. Until you do, for God's sake leave me be!”

“Actually, writers have no business writing about their own works. They either wax conceited, saying things like: 'My brilliance is possibly most apparent in my dazzling short story, "The Cookiepants Hypotenuse."' Or else they get unbearably cutesy: 'My cat Ootsywootums has given me all my best ideas, hasn't oo, squeezums?”