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“Now constipation was quite a different matter...It would be dreadful for the whole world to know about troubles of that nature. She felt terribly sorry for people who suffered from constipation, and she knew that there were many who did. There were probably enough of them for a political party - with a chance of government perhaps - but what would such a party do if it was in power? Nothing, she imagined. It would try to pass legislation, but would fail." (p, 195)”
Alexander McCall Smith
“Life is a tragedy of nutrition”
Arnold Ehret, The Definite Cure of Chronic Constipation: Also: Overcoming Constipation Naturally“…of constipation of the brain & diarrhea of the mouth.”
Jack Kerouac, Scattered Poems“Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince“Why are you worrying about you-know-who?You should be worrying about u-no-poo!The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince“If the future historians were to digitally unearth our generation, they would decipher the facial expressions on the "Selfie's" as the generation of people suffering from wide spread constipation!”
Vishwanath S J“Constipation ran Presley's life. Even his famous motto TCB— 'Taking Care of Business'— sounds like a reference to bathroom matters.”
Mary Roach, Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal“All the explanations proposed seem to beonly partly satisfactory. They range from massive climatic change to mammalian predation to the extinction of a plant with apparent laxative properties, in which case the dinosaurs died of constipation.”
Carl Sagan, Dragons of Eden: Speculations on the Evolution of Human Intelligence“The human body is designed in accordance with the laws of nature.The British left behind their potty which goes against these laws.It induces constipation, causes fecal stagnation, enlarges the prostate, leads to infection and weakens the muscles of the lower body.”
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