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“I'm going to get even, I swear I will. Mark my words, I'm a pregnant cranky woman with insomnia. I have time to plot my revenge.”
Kim Gruenenfelder“I am a misanthrope, but exceedingly benevolent; I am very cranky, and am a super-idealist. ... I can digest philosophy better than food.”
Alfred Nobel“Nowadays I’m really cranky about comics. Because most of them are just really, really poorly written soft-core. And I miss good old storytelling. And you know what else I miss? Super powers. Why is it now that everybody’s like “I can reverse the polarity of your ions!” Like in one big flash everybody’s Doctor Strange. I like the guys that can stick to walls and change into sand and stuff. I don’t understand anything anymore. And all the girls are wearing nothing, and they all look like they have implants. Well, I sound like a very old man, and a cranky one, but it’s true.”
Joss Whedon“Excruciating agony makes me cranky.”
Brandon Mull, Secrets of the Dragon Sanctuary“As to the charge that I am a cranky old man, I plead guilty.”
Edward Abbey“I've been a little cranky since that house fell on my sister.”
Lois Greiman, Unscrewed“No more shooting from anyone. Or I am going to get seriously cranky with everyone. Suddenly, and violently and all over the place.”
Simon R. Green“Everyone in the life before was cranky, I think, because they just wanted to know.--After I Was Thrown in the River and Before I Drowned”
Dave Eggers“I don't believe in the no-carb diet... I have a theory. I think if you give up carbs, you get cranky. You must include them in your daily diet.”
Karisma Kapoor“Wichtor’s been cranky ever since a fat vulture roosted on his granite Cârnat, uh, schmekel in 1864 and broke it off." — Bats 2015”
Fred Barnett