Crap Quotes

“Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me,' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now.”

“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.”

“Herbs, vials, and crap," I grumble. "Where are the massive weapons and spirit fighting spears?" "So impatient," Cooper says, mocking, and goes to pick up a tube filled with powder. "You know, these herbs and vials and crap are important.""Yes, because crap always sounds necessary.”

“They sell crap to buy you.”

“Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable.”

“Everything government touches turns to crap.”

“I hereby grant you permission to write crap. The more the better. Remember, crap makes the best fertilizer.”

“The internet is an endless field of cow crap. To find the diamond amongst that crap you need to eat it first.”

“School is a pile of crap. School has always been a pile of crap – he had just never bothered to think about it until today.”

“Master Chekhov says Man is what he believes. From here we conclude that when Man believes in a crap, Man becomes a crap!”