Crappy Quotes

“My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next. 'Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.'”

“I explored because I was feeling really crappy, and I wanted to know why”

“Every time you see someone's bright-and-shiny, remember: They have their own crappy truths too. Of course they do. And every time you see your own crappy truth and feel despair and think, 'Is this my life?', remember: It's not. Everyone's got a bright-and-shiny, even if it's hard to find sometimes.”

“I would have made a very crappy book heroine.”

“Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.”

“Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?”

“Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems.”

“I hate organized religion. I hate that people use it to justify their crappy, bigoted beliefs.”

“it´s just...today has really sucked, and when you´re around stuff doesn´t seem so crappy - Will”