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“Don't creationists ever wonder about the fact that the paleontologists found ape-like skulls with the 'human leg and foot bones,' rather than the other way around, i.e., human skulls with 'ape leg and foot bones?' . . . Come on, creationists, think about it! Did God hide the human skulls, only leaving behind leg and foot bones belonging to human midgets with misshapen feet, and mix such bones only with the skulls of ape-like creatures with larger cranial capacities than living apes? What a 'kidder' the creationists' God must be.”
Edward T. Babinski
“Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that someone won't mistake it for the genuine article.”
Nathan Poe“As Karl Marx once noted: 'Hegel remarks somewhere that all great, world-historical facts and personages occur, as it were, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second as farce.' William Jennings Bryan and the Scopes trial was a tragedy. The creationists and intelligent design theorists are a farce.”
Michael Shermer“Creationists have also changed their name ... to intelligent design theorists who study 'irreducible complexity' and the 'abrupt appearance' of life—yet more jargon for 'God did it.' ... Notice that they have no interest in replacing evolution with native American creation myths or including the Code of Hammurabi alongside the posting of the Ten Commandments in public schools.”
Michael Shermer“The problem Creationists identify is with the word 'theory', not with the case for evolution”
Lance Parkin, Time, Unincorporated 1: The Doctor Who Fanzine Archives: Lance Parkin“If natural selection can create creationists it can manage a caterpillar with a face on its arse.”
Zane Stumpo, Schrodingers Caterpillar“I know about dance, like the creationist knows about science, and typically treat it with a similar contempt”
Eilian J. Richmond, Glum: A story of music, love and mental illness... but not necessarily in that order.“An atheist's response to a creationist asking 'what if' there was a God,That would be quite an unsettling thought.”
Anonymous“Real life seeks the gentle slopes at the back of Mount Improbable, while creationists are blind to all but the daunting precipice at the front.”
Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion“Creationists eagerly seek a gap in present-day knowledge or understanding. If an apparent gap is found, it is assumed that God, by default, must fill it.”
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