Damsel in ditsress Quotes

“I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.”

“I'd never been a good damsel in distress. I was a "hands-on" damsel.”

“I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day!”

“Every damsel in distress deserves a hero...”

“The only thing true about what you just said was the storybook damsel part - and that only because you're pretty enough to be one.”

“Single ladies, we are not Damsels in Distress…we are Divas that Impress!”

“Heroes became extinct when saving the world became more important to rescue a damsel in distress.”

“Aunt Syl must have conveniently stopped reading the childhood fairy tales when the knight left the damsel in distress to pursue a better damsel out of my bedtime routine.”

“Damsel," said the Prince, bowing to her. "You are of a high courage, and therefore, I doubt not, you come of a noble blood in your own world.”

“Haven't you noticed most of your fairy tales take place in the woods?” a man a few feet from me says. He stutters and lets a belch escape him. “That's why we're out here. We were hoping Jimmi would bring enough damsels for us all, though!”