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“The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.”
Jay Leno“The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.”
Jeff Foxworthy“I don't even drink! I can't stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year's Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don't touch booze - I'm always the designated driver.”
Kim Kardashian“How can I be more important than someone else? Isn’t every life important?”
Shelley K. Wall, The Designated Drivers' Club