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“[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.] Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box! Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel! Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I'm looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.”
Bill Watterson
“I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin”
Bill Watterson, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection“How do you know yourself to be a son of God in fact as well as in name?”Answer: “Because I am baptized in the name of God the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost.” - John Calvin (from his catechism)”
John Calvin“Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.”
Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes“Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
Bill Watterson“Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin"Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom”
Bill Watterson, There's Treasure Everywhere: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection“The world isn't fair, Calvin.""I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?”
Bill Watterson, The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury“The first verse that comes to mind that refutes all of Calvin’s points is “Whoever calls on the name of the Lord shall be saved.” Whoever means whoever. Not just some, not just the elect; that means that anyone who wants to come to God and repent may do so. There is not a certain group that is predestined for hell and they can't do anything about it. How then would God be just? Knowing God’s nature, and that he IS love, I simply cannot believe that and believe it to be a completely false teaching.”
Lisa Bedrick, On Calvinism“I expect that Calvin would evaluate our worship today not as too emotional, but as too narrow in its emotional repertoire.”
Michael S. Horton, Calvin on the Christian Life: Glorifying and Enjoying God Forever“But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He's one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!”
Bill Watterson, The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes TreasuryAll in One Creative & Marketing Platform to tell stories at scale
