Dunce Quotes

“How much a dunce that has been sent to roam Excels a dunce that has been kept at home!”

“Dunce is completely bald and has a really pointed head so the temptation to get him paralytic on his thirtieth birthday, carry him to the tattooist’s and get a nice big ‘D’ smack bang in the middle of his forehead was too much for me. Trouble is he can’t afford to have it removed so he wears a big plaster over it. Gangs of children tease him.‘What’s underneath the plaster, mister? Show us!’They swear he has a third eye under there. My name is Bill but Dunce calls me ‘Fez’ on account of my hat. I’ve known Dunce for over sixteen years.”

“It is unclear if corporate governments are truly the dunces of human health or if they are just faking it in order to propagate a biologically toxic agenda on an unsuspecting global population.”

“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”

“The defects of great men are the consolation of the dunces.”

“When a great genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign”

“When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.”

“I will not wear a tulle-tailed dunce cap for anyone or for any reason.”

“When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.”