Dunces Quotes

“I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.”

“The defects of great men are the consolation of the dunces.”

“When a great genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign”

“When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.”

“When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.”

“In fame's temple there is always a niche to be found for rich dunces importunate scoundrels or successful butchers of the human race.”

“They loved the sea. They taught themselves to sail, to navigate and read the weather. Without their mother's knowledge and long before she thought them old enough to sail outside the harbor, they were piloting their catboat all the way to the Isles of Shoals. They were on the return leg of one such excursion when the fickle weather of early spring took an abrupt turn and the sky darkened and the sun vanished and the wind came squalling off the open sea. They were a half mile from the harbor when the storm overtook them. The rain struck in a slashing torrent and the swells hove them so high they felt they might be sent flying--then dropped them into troughs so deep they could see nothing but walls of water the color of iron. They feared the sail would be ripped away. Samuel Thomas wrestled the tiller and John Roger bailed in a frenzy and both were wide-eyed with euphoric terror as time and again they were nearly capsized before at last making the harbor. When they got home and Mary Margaret saw their sodden state she scolded them for dunces and wondered aloud how they could do so well in their schooling when they didn't have sense enough to get out of the rain.”

“Oh, my God!" Ignatius bellowed from the front of the house. "What an egregious insult to good taste.”

“Mothers got a hard road to travel, believe me.”