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“Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana“The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana“Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana“Employment was invented to make education seem useful.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups“Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana“A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold.”
Mokokoma Mokhonoana“Employers are like horses — they require management.”
P.G. Wodehouse, Carry on, Jeeves“It is not the employer who pays the wages. Employers only handle the money. It is the customer who pays the wages.”
Henry Ford“Giving evidence against one's employers was the first step to unemployment.”
Eoin Colfer, The Opal Deception