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“this is why we call people exes, I guess - because the paths that cross in the middle end up separating at the end. it's too easy to see an X as a cross-out. it's not, because there's no way to cross out something like that. the X is a diagram of two paths.”
John Green
“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”
Bill Maher“I follow all these fashion blogs that are cool and inspire me. I'm not really obsessed with anyone except for the people that I like romantically. I get excited when they post. Sometimes I like to stalk my exes.”
Kylie Jenner“I think that my regrets mostly have to do with my relationship with my ex-girlfriend. Every once in a while, you get those flashback memories of conversations you had with your exes, and you just, like, wince when you're walking down the street. Something occurs to you, 'Oh, no, I said that.'”
Mike Birbiglia“You’re going to have people who are going to say ‘Oh, you know like, she just writes songs about her ex-boyfriends’ and I think frankly that’s a very sexist angle to take. No one says that about Ed Sheeran. No one says it about Bruno Mars. They’re all writing songs about their exes, their current girlfriends, their love-life, and no one raises a red flag there.”
Taylor Swift“Sarah’. She had thought they had thrown that bit of history into the trash, and the trash into the incinerator. But apparently ‘Sarah’ had only been thrown into a plastic bag and left in the closet under the bathroom sink, where the packet gathered mold and fungus and slowly acquired a signature stink. That stench was now slowly escaping from between the gap of the doors and the bathroom floor. Sarah was Siddharth’s ex.”
Shweta Ganesh Kumar, A Newlywed’s Adventures in Married Land“Some people don’t realize what they have until it’s gone, but that does not always mean they are supposed to get it back.”
Stephan Labossiere“I didn’t answer. We were not buddies. We could not chat about the proximity of our offices, or football, or forgiveness.”
Kimberly Novosel, Loved“Men who make all the decisions in a relationship are also the ones who will blame you when they don’t work out as they expected.”
Heather Chapple, Write like no one is reading“Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by someone who looks like they graduated from Care Bear Carnage University.”
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