Eyeballs Quotes

“How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet? My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!”

“As my mom used to say,"If wishes were horses, we'd be up to our eyeballs in shit.”

“The interior of the arms dealer's private jet was so ugly it hurt my feelings as well as my eyeballs.”

“A large social-media presence is important because it's one of the last ways to conduct cost-effective marketing. Everything else involves buying eyeballs and ears. Social media enables a small business to earn eyeballs and ears.”

“I stare at my freakish eyeball, gaze into the distorted pupil until it expands and fills the mirror, fills my brain and I’m rushing through vacuum. Wide awake and so far at such speed I flatten into a subatomic contrail. That grand cosmic maw, that eater of galaxies, possesses sufficient gravitational force to rend the fabric of space and time, to obliterate reality, and in I go, bursting into trillions of minute particles, quadrillions of whining fleas, consumed. Nanoseconds later, I understand everything there is to understand. Reduced to my “essential saltes” as it were, I’m the prime mover seed that gets sown after the heat death of the universe when the Ouroboros swallows itself and the cycle begins anew with a big bang.”

“The media's job is not to inform you”

“. . . 'twill turn your eyeballs black and blue.”

“I wanted to pull out his toenails and poke them in his eyeballs.”

“Didn't know you could measure distance so well with nothing but you bloody eyeballs”