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“Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is.Come let us fart in the home.There is no art in a fart.Still a fart may not be artless.Let us fart and artless fart in the home.”
Ernest Hemingway
“He that lives upon hope will die farting.”
Benjamin Franklin, Fart Proudly: Writings of Benjamin Franklin You Never Read in School“Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting.”
David Chuka, Billy and the Monster who Loved to Fart“A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.”
Michael Bassey Johnson“Today many of these selfish politicians are preying on the nation itself – (belching corruption and farting discontent!)”
Faraaz Kazi“Loving someone who doesn't love themselves is like farting for someone whose sense of smell doesn't exist”
Dr. Jacinta Mpalyenkana, Ph.D, MBA“(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)”
Tina Fey, Bossypants“In his autobiography Stravinsky relates that the first music he remembers was made by a peasant, working his hand in his armpit to produce a rhytmic farting.”
Craig Raine, Heartbreak“Oi, doll, ignore him,' said Sia, using a notebook to fan her face. 'Sweet lord, I'm like a human hot-water bottle wrapped in doona in front of a heater at the moment. And did I tell you about the constant farting?”
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