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“A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.”
Michael Bassey Johnson“You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!”
The Fart Blast“If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.”
Richard B. Knight“When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when the ploughboy farts... er... keep it to yourself.”
Kingsley Amis, Jake's Thing“Words are just farts from a lot of fools who have swallowed too many books.”
Robertson Davies“There was a rare quality about Nurse Grace’s smile. It was the knowledge that sooner or later her smile would inspire some witty observer to say something around the lines of, “Every time you do this, an angel farts”.”
Sorin Suciu, The Scriptlings“Just let them sit in the goddam sun. But the world won't let them because there's nothing more dangerous than letting old farts sit in the sun. They might be thinking. Same thing with kids. Keep 'em busy or they might start thinking.”
Frank McCourt, Teacher Man“Don't be more serious than God. God invented dog farts. God designed your body's plumbing system. God designed an ostrich. If He didn't do it, He permitted a drunken angel to do it. Empirical facts can add significantly to the meaning of "being godlike".”
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