Faux Quotes

“The hope is indeed that some will experience and believe: The purpose of a number of spiritual gurus is to demonstrate to God-fearing men faux spirituality.”

“The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.”

“I had a faux-hawk for a while and I used to buzz the sides and design it. It was really bad.”

“I'm vegetarian, but I love Thanksgiving dinner: faux turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes.”

“I wouldn't call it a faux pas, but I have about 12 tracksuits. I always travel in a tracksuit. I feel it makes people happy when they see me.”

“She lied to me today," Archie said."A teenager?" Susan said with faux surprise. "Lying to an authority figure? Impossible.”

“Even post true death memories carried on the waves of universal energy will defy the faux perception of finality.”

“I refuse to give readers an uplifting faux experience engineered to comfort them and perpetuate the sociopolitical and economic status quo.""Who died and made you Bertolt Brecht?”

“I'm doing a pilot for Comedy Central with the band Steel Panther. They're faux heavy metal. They started as kind of a tribute band out here, or a cover band, and they're funny guys, and they just sort of morphed into their own thing.”