Flu Quotes

“A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush......unless the bird has the flu!”

“The dancing sickness took place during the latter part of the fifteenth century. Bubonic plague--the black death--decimated Europe near the end of the fourteenth. Whooping cough near the end of the seventeenth, and the first known outbreaks of influenza near the end of the nineteenth. We've become so used to the idea of the flu--it seems almost like the common cold to us, doesn't it?--that no one but the historians seem to know that a hundred years ago it didn't exist.”

“Failure is like flu. It can happen to anyone. Just as it is difficult to find a person who hasn’t had the flu, it is difficult to find someone who has not been stuck by failure at some time.”

“That woman could spread gossip faster than the flu in a whorehouse.”

“It's like Sheriff Daniels sneezed, and they all caught the misinformation flu.”

“The ideal committee is one with me as chairman and two other members in bed with flu.”

“We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him."So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back.”

“The worst pandemic in modern history was the Spanish flu of 1918, which killed tens of millions of people. Today, with how interconnected the world is, it would spread faster.”

“I didn't finish my dress until about three days before my wedding - I had the flu and was stitching it from my bed. And the tulle came back from India all brown. We had to wash it for hours, but that didn't dissuade me from wearing it.”