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“So I'm over there in England, you know, trying to get news about the [L.A.] riots... and all these Brit people are trying to sympathize with me... 'Oh Bill, crime is horrible. Bill, if it's any consolation crime is horrible here, too.' ...Shutup. This is Hobbitown and I am Bilbo Hicks, Okay? This is a land of fairies and elves. You do not have crime like we have crime, but I appreciate you trying to be, you know, Diplomatic. You gotta see English crime. It's hilarious, you don't know if you're reading the front page or the comic section over there. I swear to God. I read an article - front page of the paper - one day, in England: 'Yesterday, some Hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shafsbry.' Wooooo... 'The hooligans are loose! The hooligans are loose! What if they become roughians? I would hate to be a dustbin in Shafsbry tonight.”
Bill Hicks“If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.”
Hillary Rodham Clinton“The sports page records people's accomplishments, the front page usually records nothing, but man's failures.”
Barbara Walters“The sports page records people's accomplishments the front page usually records nothing but man's failures.”
Earl Warren“Famous Harry Potter," said Malfoy. "Can't even go to a bookshop without making the front page.”
J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets“I always turn to the sports pages first, which records people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.”
Earl Warren“Magna Carta has become totemic. It is in the comedy of Tony Hancock, in the poetry of Kipling, never far from the front pages in a constitutional crisis.”
Melvyn Bragg“Vivi held up the front page of the New York Times, pointing out the headline: 'The Grinch Who Killed Christmas.'"Way to go, Grinch,”
Debbie Mason, The Trouble with Christmas“All these faces look happy enough, say Shug. Big and beefy. Eyes clear and innocent, like they don't know them other crooks on the front page. But they the same folks, she say.”
Alice Walker, The Color Purple“In my book, the media are a necessary evil: they live off the animal inside us, they bait the front pages with second-hand blood for the hyenas to snuffle up, but they come in useful enough that you want to stay on their good side.”
Tana French, Broken Harbour