Funny book Quotes

“A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.”

“I know that I'm crazy. And that has made all the difference." From: Furiously Happy: A funny book about horrible things.”

“Humor is the oxygen of children's literature. There's a lot of competition for children's time, but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book.”

“Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.”

“Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas.”

“It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art.”

“Australia is filled with roundabouts and everyone drives on the wrong side of the road. In the end we decided to split up the work and I feverishly watched the GPS and yelled, "Left! Right! ROUNDABOUT!”

“We're better than Galileo. Because he's dead.”

“It was nice to call my parents and proudly tell them, "My lady garden is going viral." In hindsight, that may have been a poor choice of phrasing.”